Oh Oliver

I believe that you are good.
You are in control.
You are a very good pitcher.
The Mets have nothing to worry about, really.
You will shut them down.
Then we will await the results in Milwaukee.

I have lost the ability to analyze objectively.
I can't believe this season is just like the last.
In all but the last game, of course.
Because Oliver is no (*******).

And this time we have Ramon Martinez.
And Brian Schneider.
And Ryan Church.
And Luis Ayala
Proven winners, all.

All the VORP and tRA,
EqA and Zone Ratings in the world
have no power
not like a clutch base hit
to win the pennant*

*In this case, the "Wild Card."

Let's Go Mets!