J.P. Ricciardi has been the general manager of the Toronto Blue Jays for almost 7 years, and whenever his name is mentioned, Billy Beane is still almost inevitably brought up. This is a clear demonstration of the man's utter mediocrity at managing a baseball team - he has been able to keep a job for seven years, a rarity in a business where one wretched season will have you updating your resume to send off to the Cincinnati Reds, but has not been able to emerge from the giant shadow his former boss continues to cast.
Overall, Riccardi's Blue Jays are 481-491 from 2002-2007, and this season they have compiled another tremendously average record of 47-49 so far. The astute observer wonders - "How can Ricciardi possibly rank this low? He's had average results and has managed to keep his job for 7 years." The reasoning is simple - Ricciardi has had time to overhaul a moribund organization and has done nothing to do so - the cupboard is bare, the team is right in that meaty part of the Bell Curve, not showing off, but not falling behind. Baseball Prospectus ranked their prospects 24th overall - this is a team that is officially Going Nowhere. With the Rays' upward surge this season, this is going to be a team seeing a lot of 4th place finishes in its future.
Bright-eyed Ricciardi arrived in Toronto with much fanfare - baseball had lost its lustre in the New York of Canada, after Skydome set attendance records in the early 90s with the World Champions, the team had fallen into a funk. The 2001 Toronto Blue Jays were only 80-82, but more importantly, their attendance was short of 2 million - half of the team's record setting marks of the Paul Molitor and Joe Carter days. Gord Ash was let go, and JP Riccardi was brought in, the team ownership hoping he could work that Billy Beane magic on a mid-level budget instead of a small-market one. Ricciardi began by moving closer Billy Koch to the A's for Eric Hinske and Justin Miller. Hinske would hit .279/.365/.481 en route to a Rookie of the Year campaign in 2002. J.P. would fire manager Buck Martinez in mid-season and replace him with Carlos Tosca, one of the few managers in baseball history with no professional baseball experience. Aside from that, his first year was relatively quiet - he dumped malcontent and high-salaried Raul Mondesi on the Yankees, and released future Cy Young award winner Chris Carpenter. In 2003, Roy Halladay and Vernon Wells would emerge as legitimate stars - the team finished 86-76, 15 games in back of the Yankees, but still on the rise. The team nabbed Aqualino Lopez in the Rule 5 draft, and he ended up leading the team in saves with 14. No major deals would come out of the 2003 off-season - the club let go of Kelvim Escobar and Cory Lidle, acquired Miguel Batista to write crime novels, and managed to nab a decent arm in Justin Speier for former NBA bench player Mark Hendrickson.2004 was a miserable season as the Toronto Blue Jays finished below the Tampa Bay Devil Rays in 5th place of the AL East. The team ranked 12th in OBP and SLG, posting a weak .328 and .403 in those categories respectively. Eric Hinske hit a deplorable .246/.312/.375. Journeyman Chris Gomez got into 110 games at shortstop - always an ill omen. The team had more players finish with a sub-zero VORP than positive - and 31 starts of Pat Hengten and Justin Miller's over 6 ERA didn't help matters. Carlos Tosca was fired and replaced with John Gibbons in mid-season. However, Ricciardi would spend the off-season essentially doing nothing - releasing fringe players, adding more fringe players. He signed Billy Koch, who would never pitch again in the major leagues. He would sign Cory Koskie, a solid third baseman who posted a .495 SLG. However, he let the face of the franchise for the post World Series Blue Jays, Carlos Delgado, walk to the Marlins, replacing him with the seemingly indomitable Eric Hinske. The 2005 Blue Jays were back to .500 - 80-82 - and the team's OBP was 4th in the league, buoyed by professional hitters like Frank Catalanotto, Shea Hillenbrand and Gregg Zaun. In spite of a Roy Halladay injury, Gustavo Chacin and Josh Towers arrived to post sub-4 ERAs with totally unsustainable peripherals - Chacin posted a 3.72 ERA by walking 70 and striking out 121 in 203 innings, Towers would only strike out 112 in 208 innings.
The Blue Jays were always on the cusp - that season where Wells and Halladay would repeat their earlier successes, and prospects like Russ Adams and Alex Rios would finally get on track. 2006 was to be the breakout year - the Jays signed B.J. Ryan and A.J. Burnett to huge contracts - Burnett to a 5 year/55 million dollar deal, Ryan to a 5 year, 47 million dollar deal, the biggest ever granted to a closer in baseball history. After J.P. signed B.J. and A.J., the team traded for Brewers' 1st baseman Lyle Overbay and dealt former closer Batista and slick-fielding second baseman Orlando Hudson to the Diamondbacks for slugging 3rd baseman Troy Glaus - and Corey Koskie, after one season, was sent packing. Glaus had just hit 37 home runs for the Diamondbacks, Ryan had just posted a 2.43 ERA and 36 saves in his first season as Orioles' closer, and Burnett had almost struck out a man per inning while posting a 3.44 ERA for the Marlins. Bengie Molina was signed to a one-year deal to catch, despite Zaun's superb OBP from the previous season. It was Ricciardi's year to challenge the Yankees - themselves coming off a year where they salvaged a playoff berth only thanks to the incredible luck of Aaron Small and Shawn Chacon - and the Red Sox, themselves overhauling a roster that had won them the World Series two years earlier. Russ Adams and Aaron Hill, Ricciardi draft picks, were to supplant currently established players.
It worked - almost. Toronto finished 2nd in the division, ahead of the Red Sox, but were still 10 games behind the Yankees. Alex Rios finally emerged as a star - but the team's other younger players had left something to be desired. Aaron Hill hit .291/.349/.386 as a capable fill-in for Hudson, but Russ Adams had a dismal sub-600 OPS and had to be replaced by veteran gloveman John McDonald. On the veterans' front, Molina slugged 19 home runs, but only walked 19 times. Shea Hillenbrand, now to be the team's DH, was traded at mid-season after a fight with manager John Gibbons. The Jays' pitching staff used 12 different starters - wunderkind Gustavo Chacin got injured and was ineffective when he did pitch, Josh Towers gave up more than a home run per start, Burnett was solid when he stayed healthy, and the team got too much 5th starter pitching in general. In the bullpen, B.J. Ryan was spectacular as closer, and Justin Speier capable as a setup man, but Scott Schoeneweis was atrocious. In all, it appears that Ricciardi overestimated Chacin and Towers' ability to repeat their breakout 2005 seasons - both gave him sub-replacement level pitching in 2006, when they were healthy. In all, the addition of Ryan and Burnett only nudged the Jays' team ERA up from 6th in the AL in '05 to 5th in '06.
In the 2006 off-season, Ricciardi would augment the team with some veteran hitters, signing future Hall of Famer Frank Thomas to be the team's designated hitter, and signing the famous Canadian Matt Stairs to play left field, I guess. Once again the team would finish above .500 - Thomas hit a capable .277/.377/.480, and Stairs slugged .549 in a part-time role - but the team had a batting hole at shortstop with McDonald posting a Ray Oyler like .279 OBP. Rookie Adam Lind struggled as well in left, and Reed Johnson forgot how to hit - having posted a .390 OBP the previous season, he had a .305 OBP in 2007. No one on the 2007 Jays hit 30 home runs, no one hit .300, and only Stairs posted a better than .500 SLG. As for pitching - BJ Ryan missed almost the entire 2007 campaign, and so the team was forced to install Jeremy Accardo as their closer. Regardless, the team pitched rather well, finishing 2nd in the AL in overall ERA - but 12th in BA and OBP.
2008 has been Ricciardi's most puzzling campaign to date. He traded Troy Glaus for Tony Larussa-hating Scott Rolen. He signed Gritty McGrit to supplant McDonald at shortstop - David Eckstein. These moves were not altogether strange - but when the season began, J.P. went into weirdo mode. He released Frank Thomas after Thomas accused the team of benching him to ensure he didn't reach bonus plateaus - Thomas was only hitting .167/.306/.333, but has posted a 900+ OPS for the As since returning to the Bay Area. He fired John Gibbons and replaced him with Cito Gaston of Toronto World Series fame. He also publicly questioned Adam Dunn's desire to play baseball on Toronto sports radio, then sought him out for an apology.
In writing this, I learned that perhaps J.P. Ricciardi is unfairly maligned - he has had the misfortune of never having his good pitching and good hitting seasons line up. There is some bad luck in that - but the team has also never pursued the right kinds of free agents, always paying too much for spots that weren't enormous holes, while stocking the rest of the roster with league average types. In 2008, the Blue Jays' leader in VORP is Vernon Wells, whom the team has locked up long-term, with a stellar 11.4 VORP. That's good for 136th in the league. The horizon doesn't look that promising - Ricciardi's tenure did produce decent pitching prospects in Marcum and Jesse Litsch, but he has only produced Aaron Hill out of his own drafting - and Hill is a mediocre 2nd baseman with little upside. At least with a moron like Ed Wade there's the promise of a fluky playoff season when he cobbles together some veterans - Ricciardi has been unwilling to trade away his prospects or gamble on a big free agent hitter. Toronto fans must ask, Where are the Ed Spragues of yesteryear? At least fans of more outwardly inept teams have the hope that that man will be fired and will be replaced by a pencil-pushing nerd with degrees in Econostatofinanceometrics - but there seems to be no shelter for long-suffering Blue Jays fans, and the turf at the Rogers Centre will never be as green as it was in the early 1990s.
Go to hell, Dave. I can't believe this is a real possibility and apparently no one is interested in Adam Dunn because he strikes out too much. Guess what Raul Ibanez can do? If you guessed "play outfield," you would be wrong. He is quite possibly the worst defensive outfielder in the game today. If Barry Bonds came back, he would be better. Hell, Marlon Anderson and Fernando Tatis are better outfielders. Manny Ramirez is better when jogging at half-speed. Mariners blog Lookout Landing lists him as "LF" when they post the lineups in game threads. (They also list Jose Vidro as "DH".) They have a sidebar called "Raul Ibanez is Really Good at Defense." It contains 
Omar Minaya's greatest strength as a general manager, ladies and gentlemen: public relations. His greatest weakness: player analysis.